Six weeks and more bad news Dave

You cannot blame the electorate for spurning the Tories, they are losing the PR war faster than a pensioner trying to get lunch in a food bank. Spending billions on something that they haven’t even persuaded other politicians there’s a need for, like High...

The Year of The Wooden Ram

2015 thought by some to be the Year of The Iron Horse and by others as The Year of The Wooden Spoon, is actually The Year of The Wooden Ram. What will this mean to you? HS2 Buzz brings you some predictions for the next three months, created by gifted astrologist Buzz...

No end in sight for HS2 Project

The aptly named Mr Walker, HS2 and Network Rail’s development director for Euston, has; according to The Telegraph, declared that “design work on the station has been “stopped” because HS2 “simply couldn’t get the costs and benefits of the scheme to balance in...

Merry Christmas Trainspotters!

As it is the season of goodwill to all men and women (though I bet there aren’t many women trainspotters) and seeing that the HS2 project has been getting a bit of a caning recently, I would like to take the opportunity to give a Christmas gift to the small...

HS2 Summer Recess

Did government suggest “everyone put a sock in it for awhile”? After all, it has been some time since there was much to write about regarding the southern section of the High Speed Rail link. Admittedly, every time a spokesperson for HS2 gave a press...

“No assets” says HS2, as High Speed Spend rolls on

The “High Speed Spend” of taxpayer’s wonga continues at HS2 with no train in sight, as accountants admit that there are no assets just yet. It seems that despite shelling out mega millions, some could argue that the only benefit to the public, has...

Northern cities still too northern says George

George Poshborn has outlined plans to bring the north into the 21st century, with new high speed rail connections to be known as HS3, in a public announcement yesterday. “Despite seeming to be individually strong, cities like Manchester, Leeds and Sheffield are...

No body gets in the way of high speed train

Opponents of HS2 will have taken some comfort from the recent entry into the fray, of no less than the Church of England. Unhappy with the idea that both ancient and modern corpses should be exhumed and reburied in a pit ‘some place’, they are insisting...

Coalition needs window cleaner

Applications are invited to apply for the new post of window cleaner for The Houses of Parliament, the new post has been created in the light of nationwide complaints that the machinery of government was suffering from a complete lack of transparency. “Openness...

True blue HS2 not green enough

Just before the government commons vote on HS2 legislation, The Environmental Audit Select Committee is apparently poised to bowl them a ‘googly’! Although we were unable to speak to any of the actual committee, a reliable source was able to fill in the...