Buggins Criticised Over Network Rail

HS2 chief Dave ‘Digger’ Buggins has seemingly come under sharp criticism for the running of Network Rail… by himself! Citing the lack of balanced investment in the North of England. In a ferocious attack upon his handling of Network Rail, he pulled...

Adonis to join HS2

In a surprise move, Adonis is to become a non-executive director of the £50billion (plus the number you first thought of) HS2, high speed rail project. Rather than hanging around at The Louvre letting tourists macro-shoot his genitals, Adonis is apparently coming to...

HS2 to have swimming pool

A new report has been released giving the results of a passenger survey, whereby train users were encouraged to put forward  suggestions for facilities to be included, when drawing up final plans for the high speed train. Results included, a children’s sandpit,...

The Calculation

With the weekend’s news dominated by The Grexit and surprisingly little said about HS2 for some months, I have wondered whether the current financial instability of our European neighbours is not the start of something unimaginable. (This thought provoking...

Area of Outstanding Natural Booty

Saw the HS2 Select Committee this week… did you? “‘Course not… you were at work and the kids were at school”. You could of missed it even if you had planned to be there, as they were in my road for a scheduled 5 minutes. Dammit! Even the...

Six weeks and more bad news Dave

You cannot blame the electorate for spurning the Tories, they are losing the PR war faster than a pensioner trying to get lunch in a food bank. Spending billions on something that they haven’t even persuaded other politicians there’s a need for, like High...